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unruly aircraft passenger screams 'I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER', gets duct-taped to seat by entire flight crew for 6 hours, still thinks she's the victim. AITA? TL;DR: Woman tried to open emergency door mid-flight because her 'energy wasn't vibing with the altitude,' so Karen got a free 'unplanned deep tissue massage' from three flight attendants and a roll of gorilla tape.

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unruly aircraft passenger screams 'I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER', gets duct-taped to seat by entire flight crew for 6 hours, still thinks she's the victim. AITA? TL;DR: Woman tried to open emergency door mid-flight because her 'energy wasn't vibing with the altitude,' so Karen got a free 'unplanned deep tissue massage' from three flight attendants and a roll of gorilla tape.