UNRULY AIRCRAFT PASSENGER SENT OFF PLANET: Out of Control Rapper Claims ‘Alien Time’ After Mid-Flight Pee Circuit on First Class Toilets
In possibly the most unhinged viral meltdown of the year, a disruptive “unruly aircraft passenger” turned a red-eye flight from LAX to JFK into a three-ring circus after allegedly dumping in-flight coffee into a first-class bathroom sink and then attempting to “wash his aura” using the emergency exit door. Sources on board say the performer, who is now banned from two major airlines, screamed, “Earth rules don’t apply to me, I’m a galactic traveler,” before being escorted to the back of the plane in a zip-tie cuffed costume. Dramatic cell phone footage shows flight attendants holding “calm down” signs while the man shouts about “portal frequencies” and sneezes directly onto a crying toddler’s iPad. Experts on plane etiquette are calling this the most shocking airborne self-destruction since the incident with the in-flight peanut butter fight. The flight made an emergency landing in Ohio, where the man was taken away in what looked like a very expensive, very angry, human-sized glittery straitjacket.