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Local Dad Refuses To Take Out Trash Because 'The Walking Dead' Haven't Left Yet

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Local Dad Refuses To Take Out Trash Because 'The Walking Dead' Haven't Left Yet

As if the world wasn't already falling apart, my neighbor Steve is now using a fictional zombie apocalypse as an excuse to let his garbage pile up to the second story. I asked him when he was planning to drag the bins to the curb, and he says, "It's not safe—the walking dead are still out there." I pointed out it's 2 PM on a Tuesday and the only thing rotting in his yard is common sense. Meanwhile, the smell is driving the entire cul-de-sac insane. Can we bring back actual community standards instead of this nonsense? Some of us still work for a living.