Subservient Ghostface Website Sends Shockwaves Through Hollywood: Stars React With Horror and Humor
The internet has officially gone rogue, and Hollywood is not okay. A bizarre new interactive site, dubbed the "subservient ghostface website," has taken the world by storm, allowing users to command a digital version of the iconic Scream killer to perform any task—from dancing the Macarena to cleaning its mask. But the real drama unfolded on the red carpet last night as A-list stars couldn't escape the cheeky questions.
"I was scrolling through my phone, and suddenly Ghostface is doing a backflip? I almost choked on my champagne," laughed Jenna Ortega, visibly shook but trying to play it cool. Meanwhile, Neve Campbell looked less amused. "It's a violation of the lore," she snapped, adjusting her gown. "This Ghostface is supposed to be terrifying, not my personal butler."
The shock factor reached peak levels when a fan managed to make the subservient Ghostface recreate a scene from the latest Scream movie, complete with a bone-chilling spin move. "I’m genuinely scared," admitted one actor backstage. "If the internet can control him this easily, how do we know the real one isn’t next?" The site is currently trending at number one, with fans and phantoms alike refusing to log off. Is this the end of horror as we know it, or just the beginning of a chaotic meme era? One thing’s for sure: the red carpet will never be the same.