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Man accidentally orders 47 identical inflatable flamingos from Iran, now his apartment is a 'pink nightmare' and his cat is traumatized. AITA for not laughing at his suffering? TL;DR: Some dude thought he was buying one pool floaty, but the 'Buy 47, Get Free Shipping' deal from a sketchy Iranian vendor was too tempting. Now his 300 sq ft studio is a swamp of deflating plastic birds, and his cat refuses to come out from under the couch. Honestly, this is the most exciting thing Iran has exported since pistachios.

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Man accidentally orders 47 identical inflatable flamingos from Iran, now his apartment is a 'pink nightmare' and his cat is traumatized. AITA for not laughing at his suffering? TL;DR: Some dude thought he was buying one pool floaty, but the 'Buy 47, Get Free Shipping' deal from a sketchy Iranian vendor was too tempting. Now his 300 sq ft studio is a swamp of deflating plastic birds, and his cat refuses to come out from under the couch. Honestly, this is the most exciting thing Iran has exported since pistachios.