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Local Karen Gets Sentenced to Life in Prison After Trying to Scam Her Way Into a Free Mansion, But Honestly, She Was Just Ahead of the Curve on the Grindset

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Local Karen Gets Sentenced to Life in Prison After Trying to Scam Her Way Into a Free Mansion, But Honestly, She Was Just Ahead of the Curve on the Grindset

TL;DR: So, this absolute legend of a con artist, Sante Kimes, finally got what was coming to her after a lifetime of gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbossing her way through fraud, arson, and murder. AITA for thinking she’s just a misunderstood #GirlBoss who took the American Dream a little too literally? Apparently, she and her son thought impersonating a billionaire’s widow and stealing a house was a solid retirement plan. Spoiler: It wasn’t. Now she’s rotting in a cell, and the internet is torn between calling her a monster and a "she should have been my CEO." Honestly, the housing market is so bad, I get it.