trump irs lawsuit reopened and my neighbor’s cat is now suing me for emotional damages, AITA?
TL;DR: A judge with a vendetta against orange hair just revived an IRS lawsuit against Daddy Trump, and I’m supposed to care? The guy’s been fighting the tax man since before I was born, and now some random attorney thinks they’re the main character. Wow, groundbreaking, I’m sure this will definitely not end with a settlement and three years of congressional hearings. But hey, maybe we can get another week of breaking news where nothing actually happens—just what we needed, more “uphill battles” to pretend this isn’t a political circus. Send thoughts and prayers to my blood pressure.