Man Baby-Shames Entire Suburb for Missing His Kid's 'Pressure Movie' Screening, Gets Roasted to Oblivion (AITA? TL;DR: Yes)
So some dude on NextDoor (where else?) posted a novel-length rant about how his 4-year-old's "pressure movie" premiere—basically a kindergarten-level short film where the kids made finger puppets—was ruined because three neighbors dared to have a garage sale that same Saturday. He claims they "applied unnecessary pressure" to his family's schedule by existing publicly. The thread devolved into him calling them "sociopaths" for not rescheduling their lives around his toddler's cinematic masterpiece. Reddit collectively facepalmed and crowned him the king of Main Character Syndrome. I can't even make this up. 🍿