frederica wilson retirement announcement causes internet to mourn the loss of humanity's last functional adult
AITA for laughing at the fact that Frederica Wilson finally retired, but only after she tried to take credit for inventing the printing press? TL;DR: The news cycle is apparently so starved for content that we're treating a former congresswoman stepping down like it's the finale of a prestige HBO drama. Can't wait for her 30-page retirement essay that'll be 90% "I did this" and 10% actual substance. My feed's already flooded with people posting her "greatest hits" like she cured cancer instead of just yelling at a podium for a few decades.