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Local Man Claims He ‘Invented Air’ After Hiking, Says Patrick Gibson Can ‘Prove It’ in Court

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Local Man Claims He ‘Invented Air’ After Hiking, Says Patrick Gibson Can ‘Prove It’ in Court

AITA for laughing at the guy who tried to copyright breathing? TL;DR: Some dude named Patrick Gibson is allegedly suing a hiker for “stealing his patented oxygen.” Reddit, you can’t make this up.