full moon may 2026 brings out the crazies in my HOA meeting, AITA for demanding a wolf tax?
So, my Karen-infested HOA decided to host their monthly "community bonding" meeting last night under the full moon may 2026, because who needs sleep when you can argue about lawn ornaments? The agenda was supposed to be about the new fence color, but then Brenda from 3B starts howling at the moon like she’s summoning a demonic real estate agent.
Long story short, I proposed a mandatory "lycanthropy surcharge" for anyone who shows fangs during the full moon may 2026, plus a $50 fine for unsolicited moon-baying. Now the group is divided between the "live, laugh, lobotomy" crowd and the people who unironically wear "Alpha" t-shirts. AITA for making them put a cap on lunar lunacy?
TL;DR: Full moon may 2026 turned HOA into a werewolf coven, I suggested a tax, now the 50-somethings are at war. Thanks, social media algorithms, for this content.