National Donut Day Dunkin chaos as local man paid $250 for a dozen donuts he forgot to pick up at work
Oh, for crying out loud. My neighbor just told me that on National Donut Day Dunkin, some genius ordered a dozen donuts online for his office, paid $250, and then forgot to even go pick them up. What a waste of common sense. You know, if people used their brains for half a second, they'd realize that ordering donuts on the busiest day of the year is a recipe for disaster. Now the store's slammed, the donuts are sitting in a box getting stale, and we're all stuck in traffic because of the line wrapping around the block. This is exactly why our community can't have nice things. Stop treating National Donut Day Dunkin like it's some kind of gourmet event—it's a cheap doughnut, folks, not a steak dinner. Get your act together, or next year, I'm bringing my own coffee and staying home.