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OH GREAT, ANOTHER 'INFLUENCER' DISASTER: LOCAL MOM KRISTEN YEAGER SPOTTED USING COMMON SENSE AT TOWN MEETING, ACTUALLY FIXES POTHOLES HERSELF BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WILL.

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OH GREAT, ANOTHER 'INFLUENCER' DISASTER: LOCAL MOM KRISTEN YEAGER SPOTTED USING COMMON SENSE AT TOWN MEETING, ACTUALLY FIXES POTHOLES HERSELF BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WILL.

You know what, I just saw a video of this Kristen Yeager lady on the news and I can't believe the audacity. Apparently she saw a giant pothole at the Main and Elm intersection—the one we've all been complaining about for three years—and instead of calling the city or taking a cute selfie next to it for likes, she actually GOT OUT of her minivan, shoveled in a bag of cold patch asphalt from her trunk, and tamped it down herself. Now the city is "investigating" her for "unauthorized road maintenance." Common sense! That's what we need, not another round of bougie lattes and filtered sunset shots. This whole generation needs to take a page from her book and stop waiting for a handout.