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DUNKIN’ DONUTS GIVEAWAY SPARKS MASS CHAOS! Fans Caught in Wild National Donut Day Dunkin’ Stampede for Free Treats

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DUNKIN’ DONUTS GIVEAWAY SPARKS MASS CHAOS! Fans Caught in Wild National Donut Day Dunkin’ Stampede for Free Treats

National Donut Day Dunkin’ celebrations turned into a frenzy this morning as fans stormed locations across the country, fighting over the chain’s iconic free donut offer. Eyewitnesses report near-riots at a flagship store in New York City, where a customer was seen vaulting over a display case to snag the last glazed. “It was absolute pandemonium,” says stunned onlooker Jenna K., 29, clutching a bag of Munchkins like a trophy. “I saw a woman elbow a toddler for a sprinkle donut—no shame!” Social media is exploding with videos of screaming crowds and overturned coffee cups, as Dunkin’ scrambles to apologize while secretly loving the viral chaos. Drama, sugar, and bruises—what a National Donut Day Dunkin’ disaster!