Congressman Tom Kean Jr. accidentally live-streams himself rage-quitting Candy Crush during a classified briefing, blames 'deep state squirrels'
AITA for thinking our government is literally being run by people who can't handle Level 347? The guy claims he was 'distracted by cyber threats,' but the footage clearly shows him losing his fifth consecutive bonus round. TL;DR: My tax dollars at work, folks—the most productive thing he's done all term is prove that Washington is just a daycare for emotionally fragile boomers with pocket squares.