JUST IN: MYSTERY MISSILE SPOTTED OFF CALIFORNIA COAST—SUPERNATURAL OR SOVIET TECH?! DETAILS SPARKS CHAOS!
WITNESSES ARE FROZEN IN FEAR AS A TOP-SECRET MISSILE—THE SIZE OF A SKYSCRAPER—WAS SIGHTED ZOOMING FROM THE OCEAN FLOOD TO THE SKY NEAR SANTA MONICA! A 911 CALL FROM A PANICKED BEACHGOER SHRIEKED IT "GLOWED LIKE ALIEN BLOOD" BEFORE VANISHING INTO THIN AIR!
OFFICIALS ARE TOTALLY CLUELESS, SAYING "NO MISSILES WERE LAUNCHED"—SO WHAT IS THIS TERRIFYING OBJECT?! IS IT A RUSSIAN NUKE FROM THE COLD WAR, OR A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION?! ONE ASTROPHYSICIST WHISPERED IT COULD BE A "GHOST MISSILE" FROM A LOST ATLANTEAN ARSENAL!
STAY TUNED AS THE MILITARY REFUSES TO COMMENT—BUT EYEWITNESSES ARE SWEARING THIS IS THE MOST FRIGHTENING EVENT SINCE THE ROSWELL INCIDENT! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IN THIS CHAIN OF MYSTERY!