Military strike called off because general couldn’t decide between two equally terrible lunch options, Pentagon in shambles.
AITA for laughing at the fact that a "military strike" was delayed by 3 hours while the top brass argued over whether to get Chipotle or Qdoba? TL;DR—some drone pilot had to circle over a desert while a general’s assistant ran five Yelp reviews just to confirm the guacamole wasn't “mid.” Pentagon insiders say the real casualty was morale, because apparently, the strike could've saved lives, but okay, let's prioritize the burrito bowl drama. The internet is losing it, as one tweet hit “this is why we can’t have nice things” with a crying-laughing emoji. Cue the spicy takes from armchair strategists who’ve never even used a microwave.