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Rob Mariano Under Fire After PETA Exposes His Secret Island ‘Survivor’ Challenge Involves, Wait For It… Forcing Contestants to Eat Live Pigeons for ‘Authenticity’ in Season 50? 🕊️

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Rob Mariano Under Fire After PETA Exposes His Secret Island ‘Survivor’ Challenge Involves, Wait For It… Forcing Contestants to Eat Live Pigeons for ‘Authenticity’ in Season 50? 🕊️

AITA for rooting for the guy just because he looks like he could bench press a boulder while crying in the rain? Seriously, Boston Rob now wants to be the face of “hardcore” reality TV by allegedly reviving the old-school ‘Survivor’ challenge where you wrestle a live pigeon to the ground and roast it over literal embers. TL;DR—his hubby’s a doormat, his hat is legendary, and now he’s a pigeon murderer. Can we just go back to voting off the weird guy with the fake accent? 🏝️🔥🕊️