matthew petracca comey seashells case is the most ridiculous thing I've seen all week, AITA for laughing?
Look, I don't make the rules, but apparently some guy named Matthew Petracca got himself into a situation involving James Comey and a bunch of seashells? TL;DR: Man tries to collect rare seashells on a beach, gets into a screaming match with a former FBI director who was also collecting seashells, and now both are claiming "seashell gate" is a national security incident. The headlines say "matthew petracca comey seashells case" like it's the next Watergate, but honestly? It's two grown adults having a tantrum over sand dollars. The internet has decided Petracca is the villain because he allegedly yelled "I was here first, you deep state mollusk," which, okay, kinda iconic but also peak boomer energy. The seashells in question? Probably worth $3 on Etsy. Reddit, do your worst.