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armie hammer spotted shopping for organic veggies like he’s auditioning for a cannibal cooking show, AITA for laughing?

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armie hammer spotted shopping for organic veggies like he’s auditioning for a cannibal cooking show, AITA for laughing?

TL;DR: Wayward star emerges from the woods, grabs some kale, and Internet loses its collective mind. Guess the PR team’s next move is a TikTok apology dance. 🥬🧛‍♂️