matthew petracca comey seashells case: AITA for thinking this is the most unhinged conspiracy since birds being government drones?
TL;DR: Some guy named Matthew Petracca apparently found a seashell that looks vaguely like James Comey, and now the internet is losing its collective mind over whether this is a sign of the deep state, a message from aliens, or just a weird rock. I think it's just a seashell, but AITA for pointing out that the FBIs 'shell' division probably doesn't exist? Meanwhile, Petracca is probably laughing all the way to the bank with his newfound fame and seashell-shaped NFTs. Truly, we live in the dumbest timeline.