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Local Man Discovers Loophole in Parking Law, Now Charges City Rent for His Driveway Space

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Local Man Discovers Loophole in Parking Law, Now Charges City Rent for His Driveway Space

AITA for thinking this guy’s a genius? TL;DR: Some dude in Ohio found a zoning law that lets him claim his driveway as “private commercial property” after the city ticketed him for blocking his own garage. Now he’s suing them for $5,000 in “rent” and demanding they pay up for using his pavement. City officials are big mad, calling it a “precedent-breaking loophole,” but honestly, if they can ticket you for breathing, why can’t you charge them for parking? Peak society, 10/10.