Man child's 'full moon may 2026' night hike devolves into full-scale feud with local HOA after he 'howled too aggressively' on a nature trail.
TL;DR A redditor is getting roasted for saying his neighbor was "basically a werewolf" and calling the cops during the full moon may 2026. The OP claims the guy was just "expressing himself", but the HOA is now threatening to ban all outdoor activities after sunset. AITA for thinking this is peak suburban dystopia, or should everyone just buy some noise-canceling headphones and let the lunatics howl?