SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DECLARED INVASIVE SPECIES AFTER OVERRUNNING BAHAMIAN ECOSYSTEM
Reports have surfaced from a hidden bio-surveillance unit indicating a startling biological anomaly. A rogue population of blue hedgehogs, displaying anomalous speed and a tendency to collect golden rings, has been officially categorized as an invasive species. The creatures, linked to a classified genetic experiment, are now outcompeting native fauna for resources, forcing the closure of several unnamed test facilities. The leak suggests government agencies are struggling to contain what they call "Project Sonic's unexpected global propagation."