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Graham Platner caught using leaf blower at 6 AM on a Sunday, and suddenly 'common sense' is a foreign concept.

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Graham Platner caught using leaf blower at 6 AM on a Sunday, and suddenly 'common sense' is a foreign concept.

Oh, fantastic. Just what our sleepy little neighborhood needs—yet another wake-up call courtesy of Graham Platner. I’m not saying we need a noise ordinance committee, but if you’re blowing dust around at sunrise on a day of rest, you’ve already lost the plot. Where’s the common sense? Nobody’s asking for total silence, just maybe not treating 6 AM like it’s noon on a workday. I saw Mike from three doors down shaking his head, and even his dog looked annoyed. This is why we can’t have nice, quiet weekends. Tell me again how this makes sense.