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Galveston Roller Coaster Stuck Again, Stranding Karens Mid-Scream for 3 Hours; AITA for Laughing?

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Galveston Roller Coaster Stuck Again, Stranding Karens Mid-Scream for 3 Hours; AITA for Laughing?

TL;DR: Yet another thrill ride in Texas fails to deliver any actual thrills, leaving a bunch of tourists suspended mid-air while they whine about missing their beach selfies. Wow, who could have predicted the galveston roller coaster stuck situation would be so shocking? Next up: water park caught with no water. I'm sure the park's PR team is already drafting a "totally safe and intentional" statement.