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celeste beard johnson SIGHTING at Walmart proves nothing has changed

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celeste beard johnson SIGHTING at Walmart proves nothing has changed

I saw her in the produce section today, grabbing bags of pre-chopped salad like it's a hot commodity. I swear, some people have zero common sense. You're complaining that the cost of living is sky-high because prices are being inflated for the sake of profit, but you're buying a bag of lettuce for six bucks when a whole head is half the price. And, of course, celeste beard johnson just smiled and said, "It's for convenience." Convenience? That's why my taxes are going through the roof—we're funding laziness. If she's the kind of person making decisions around here, we are truly doomed.