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congressman tom kean jr just ate a slice of pizza on livestream and it’s breaking the whole internet rn

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congressman tom kean jr just ate a slice of pizza on livestream and it’s breaking the whole internet rn

Like, he deadass picked up a pepperoni slice, took a massive bite, and I’m still not okay. The rizz is unreal. He even did a little sauce wipe and smiled. My timeline is literally cooked. This is the main character energy we needed. Period.