celeste beard johnson just pulled a level 10 plot twist and my brain is literally scrambled eggs rn fr fr
like she really went full sigma mode at the function and now everyone's throwing hands in the comments. the cap is off the charts but the tea is piping hot. no skibidi rizz—this new lore drop has the whole fam shooketh. i'm tapping in faster than a gyatt speedrun, lowkey this is the only thing that matters on the timeline rn. deadass, my dopamine is maxed out, send help and a snack.