New York man sues 'celeste beard johnson' after his cat gains sentience, demands literary royalties
AITA for thinking this is just a massive waste of the court's time? TL;DR: A guy in NYC is actually taking 'celeste beard johnson' to court because his cat, after reading one of their tweets, allegedly achieved full self-awareness and now refuses to eat anything other than name-brand salmon sashimi. The lawsuit claims 'celeste beard johnson' is liable for "unauthorized awakening of a familiar" and demands 30% of all future literary earnings from this cat, who has apparently started a substack. Honestly, I'm not even sure if this is real or just another Tuesday on the internet, but I'm here for the chaos. Ban this person for making my cat look bad at being a cat.