Man, Apple TV really said "for all mankind season 6" is happening, and I guess the writers finally ran out of actual space history to butcher, so now they're just gonna invent a war on Mars between Jeff Bezos' severed head in a jar and Elon Musk's crypto wallet. AITA for hoping the next plot twist is just a 12-hour episode of them fixing a toilet? TL;DR: More fake moon drama incoming, because we definitely didn't have enough of that in our own timeline.