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Local Man "Accidentally" Keys a Tesla After Owner's "Celeste Beard Johnson" License Plate Triggers Some Kind of Existential Crisis, AITA?

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Local Man "Accidentally" Keys a Tesla After Owner's "Celeste Beard Johnson" License Plate Triggers Some Kind of Existential Crisis, AITA?

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