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Alaskan Bush People star caught shoplifting emotional support beaver from a petting zoo, says 'it gets lonely in the bush' — AITA for thinking this is a cry for help or just a typical Tuesday for the Browns? TL;DR: Man in flannel gets caught with a wet, grumpy rodent, claims it's a 'native hunting technique' that 'YouTube just doesn't get.'

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Alaskan Bush People star caught shoplifting emotional support beaver from a petting zoo, says 'it gets lonely in the bush' — AITA for thinking this is a cry for help or just a typical Tuesday for the Browns? TL;DR: Man in flannel gets caught with a wet, grumpy rodent, claims it's a 'native hunting technique' that 'YouTube just doesn't get.'