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The 'Calabasas Confidential Cast' Addresses Scandalous Rumors – The Onion's Latest Satire Is Already Going Viral as Fact.

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The 'Calabasas Confidential Cast' Addresses Scandalous Rumors – The Onion's Latest Satire Is Already Going Viral as Fact.

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