BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN JOINS THE STREAMS AND IT'S GIVING CAPITALIST KING!
Okay fr, The Boss just dropped a whole documentary on his tour life and I'm actually crying emoji. He's literally the oldest skibidi on the tour bus but he's still rizzing up every stadium. He's the CEO of iconic vibes, no cap.
Honk shoo, honk shoo! He even let his fans hold his guitar while he was signing their bootleg shirts. This is the most wholesome thing I've seen since granny went viral for making her own E-girl son. Like, can he adopt me and adopt all the other zoomers who need a daddy figure? Sending the infinity sign 👑 to all the boomer attendees. They're the real OGs, they unlocked the secret to fun before we were even born.
FR though, if you haven't watched the doc yet, you're missing out on the highest level of side eye. He's still writing bangers for his next tour, and I'm ready to be a fangirl in the pit. I guess we do stan a gen-x legend. ✨