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Bruce Springsteen Ditched His Concert for a Boring Trip to the Grocery Store — and Now the Craziness That Followed Is All Over Facebook

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Bruce Springsteen Ditched His Concert for a Boring Trip to the Grocery Store — and Now the Craziness That Followed Is All Over Facebook

So I’m sitting here, scrolling through my feed, and I see this story about Bruce Springsteen canceling a show last minute because he had to “run errands.” Yeah, right. Next thing you know, some local yahoo spots him at the Piggly Wiggly buying a loaf of bread and a six-pack. Now the internet’s gone wild, with people claiming he autographed a bag of chips for a kid. Common sense says if you’re gonna blow off a stadium full of fans, at least have the decency to buy something that makes sense — like a hot dog from the deli counter. What a joke. This is the kind of nonsense that makes you miss when rock stars actually had some common decency.