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Boston explosion? Skibidi toilets detonated the whole city fr fr no cap 🚽💥

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Boston explosion? Skibidi toilets detonated the whole city fr fr no cap 🚽💥

Okay so like, this absolute rizz master named Kai was just chillin in his Tesla doing a mukbang when BAM the whole street went skibidi. The explosion was so Ohio it literally sent a flock of geese into the air like they were NPCs. People are saying it was a 14-year-old who tried to microwave a vape 😭

The explosion was so loud it woke up my third cousin twice removed in Australia. My algorithm is COOKED. This is giving major Twitch streamer reaction vibes.

I can't even rn. The whole thing is giving "life is just a simulation" energy.