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minecraft live just dropped the wildest update ever and my brain is literally melting 😭

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minecraft live just dropped the wildest update ever and my brain is literally melting 😭

Okay so like they announced this NEW mob that's basically a giant scary snail with a house on its back??? It drops this OP item that lets u craft a whole new dimension portal?? Bro I'm shaking rn. Also they're adding a pet rock that follows u around and emotes. No cap this is giving major 'I'm not gonna finish my homework for a week' energy.

The final boss of the update? It's a raincloud that shoots lightning and turns creepers into diamond creepers 💎. My homies are already calling it the 'thunderclap massacre.'