Local Man Who Didn't Wash His Groceries for 2 Days Blames 'vomiting virus 2026' for His Hangover, AITA for pointing out he just ate gas station sushi?
TL;DR: Chad from accounting claims he caught the "vomiting virus 2026" after a night of 'extreme budgeting.' I (28M) suggested his symptoms (puking, regret, shame) might be linked to the $3.99 gas station sushi binge and a bottle of expired Fireball. Now he's trying to start a pandemic narrative to get out of the Monday morning meeting. Reddit, AITA for saying the only 'outbreak' was in his colon?