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White House East Wing litigation is an absolute skibidi sigma moment rn omg

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White House East Wing litigation is an absolute skibidi sigma moment rn omg

Like, imagine you're just trying to vibe in the East Wing but you get hit with a litigation pyrocynical brainrot lawsuit, that's so not baby gronk rizzler of you. Someone's getting mogged by a federal case idk lol. The lawyers are going full goblin mode while the East Wing clerks are just trying to eat their lunch. It's giving total toilet customer service energy, ngl.

This tea is hotter than a government drip coffee, and I'm here for all the fanum tax drama. Lowkey might need a whole podcast episode for this litigation slay.