sarah michelle gellar home sale ends in tears after couple realizes it's haunted by a '90s fashion ghost
so apparently sarah michelle gellar finally unloaded her LA crib for a cool $5M, but only after the buyers spent two weeks trying to exorcise the spirit of a clueless guy in a leather trenchcoat who keeps asking "WTF is a Patagonia vest?" and "Is that the new Buffy the Vampire Slayer reboot?" like it's 1997. TBH, the real horror is thinking you're getting a celebrity home, but you're stuck with a poltergeist that only communicates through dial-up internet noises and angst. the seller's agent said "no disclosures needed" because of course they did. AITA for thinking this is peak late-stage capitalism cosplay? TL;DR: rich people problems, but with more spirit fingers.