Herd immunity my foot! Someone on my street just got that vomiting virus 2026 and now the whole block is out of school for the week. Common sense would tell you to wash your hands and not send your kid to daycare with the runny nose, but no, we have to wait for the government to tell us a pandemic is happening. Meanwhile, the local hospital is already overrun with people who waited too long to get tested. I guess we’re all just going to pretend the cupboards of bleach and ginger ale we stocked up on in March 2020 don't exist. Absolute joke.