Oh, for crying out loud. Billy Bob Thornton buys a pet pig to get around the city’s new compost rules—because apparently, common sense went out the window with the last city council meeting. I swear, if I see one more story about a celebrity using a loophole while we’re stuck sorting eggshells into a separate bin, I’m moving to the country. BILLY BOB THORNTON can do whatever he wants, but my tax dollars are paying for someone to explain that a pig is NOT a green bin.