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tucson prehistoric human bones found in a back yard like it's just a regular Tuesday or what? πŸ’€

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tucson prehistoric human bones found in a back yard like it's just a regular Tuesday or what? πŸ’€

okay so i just got this from the skibidi news feed and my jaw is on the floor. some random person in tucson was digging for their new garden, trying to grow some temu veggies, and they literally stumbled upon a skeleton. like a human one. from forever ago. the archeologists are calling it "prehistoric" which is giving major ancient lore vibes.

they're saying these tucson prehistoric human bones might be over a thousand years old. a THOUSAND. that’s before your grandma's grandma's grandma's best friend was even thought of. imagine just trying to plant a rose bush and you find a whole entire person from the past. no cap, the rizz is unmatched.

the whole area is now a dig site. rizzlers in dusty hats are running around with little brushes and tbh they look like they're playing the most lit game of irl minecraft. 🌽 everyone is shook. this is giving major lore drop and i’m not okay. get ready for the eerie music edits, trust me.