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Sus UnitedHealthcare sneak diss on pediatric prior authorization got the whole fam cooked fr

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Sus UnitedHealthcare sneak diss on pediatric prior authorization got the whole fam cooked fr

Okay besties you won’t BELIEVE the tea that’s spillage right now. UnitedHealthcare pediatric prior authorization is literally getting ratioed harder than your fyp algorithm. Parents are calling it a total fail because kids are stuck waiting for stuff like meds or procedures, and then the system just says “nah not today” even tho the doctor said yes?? That’s cap imo. It’s giving main character energy in the worst way possible—delay, deny, and pray. Skibidi rizz is not vibing with this, no cap. We need to stay woke or they’ll keep hitting deny on the kids. Spread the word or get ghosted fr.