Trump mail-in voting order sparks chaos as voters realize they now have to find a stamp, an envelope, and a functional mailbox—basically the three hardest things in America to locate. In a twist of irony, the order demanding stricter mail-in voting rules has inadvertently become the most popular DIY home organization challenge since the KonMari method, with citizens now frantically digging through junk drawers like they're searching for the Holy Grail. Meanwhile, the USPS is reportedly offering a course called 'Mail 101: You've Got This' for anyone over 50 who forgot that stamps go on the outside.