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Bruce Springsteen Fans Devastated After Learning His Glory Days Were Actually Just a 9-to-5 Grind in Denim

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Bruce Springsteen Fans Devastated After Learning His Glory Days Were Actually Just a 9-to-5 Grind in Denim

In a revelation that has shattered the internet, meme historians have traced the origin of Bruce Springsteen’s iconic blue-collar image back to a misinterpreted IRS form from 1978. Turns out, “Born to Run” was actually about chasing the last bus home after a double shift at a tire factory. Social media is now flooded with fans crying into their craft beers, realizing the Boss’s “Thunder Road” was just the name of his local DMV.