southwest extra seat policy update now lets you buy a second seat for your emotional support ego, but only if you promise not to make it a bigger asshole than you. AITA for thinking this is just a cash grab wrapped in a fake empathy blanket? TL;DR: Fliers with “personal space requirements” can snag an extra seat at a discount, but only if they pre-board and pretend the whole plane doesn’t secretly hate them for it. I swear, the only update here is the price tag. ✈️😒