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man literally brings a KNIFE to a music festival to cut in line for port-a-potties, gets tackled by security, AITA? 🙄 riot fest 2026 kicks off with a guy wielding a box cutter to 'negotiate' his way to the front of the piss line. crowd cheers as security bodyslams him into a mud puddle. TL;DR: don't bring a knife to a poop knife fight, dummies.
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man literally brings a KNIFE to a music festival to cut in line for port-a-potties, gets tackled by security, AITA? 🙄 riot fest 2026 kicks off with a guy wielding a box cutter to 'negotiate' his way to the front of the piss line. crowd cheers as security bodyslams him into a mud puddle. TL;DR: don't bring a knife to a poop knife fight, dummies.