romania, land of Dracula and gypsy curses, now haunted by something scarier: a zombie man who attended his own memorial service three years after being declared dead. The viral news snippet: In a plot twist that even Bram Stoker couldn't have penned, Romanian authorities have declared a man legally dead, only for him to video-call into the local news from a German hospital three years later, shocking his widow and making the country's bureaucracy look more petrified than a vampire in a sun lamp. The irony: the paperwork to revoke his death certificate is stuck in a loop, proving that even when you beat the grim reaper, you can't break the Romanian tax system.